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There was once an ordinary twig, leading a simple life amidst the trees of a forest on the Italian/German border. But one fateful day, his life would change forever. Footsteps broke the forest's silence, and suddenly he found himself being lifted high into the air and coming face-to-face with a rather handsome man. The man's intense blue eyes carefully inspected the twig, who could do nothing but stare back, utterly mesmerized. "Ja, zis vill do nicely…" the man said with a thick German accent. "I vill call you Herr Stick!" he proclaimed with a smile. The newly dubbed Herr Stick was ecstatic. He had a name! He had a purpose! Surely, t